Poultrymania

You start with a single bird, a hatchet, and questionable ethics. Click chickens to kill them, sell them, reinvest the profits. Hire farmers. Buy robots. Fund political parties. Stage coups. Launch an orbital laser. The chickens never stop coming, and neither does the money.

5 eras of escalating absurdity:
From a humble family farm to a transnational corporation that technically owns several governments. Each era unlocks new upgrades, new events, and a creeping awareness that things have gone too far.

39 upgrades across the supply chain: grain bags, battery farming, GMO fast-growth, industrial chicken broth, beauty collagen, DNA recombination, and a Poultry Singularity that "could have cured cancer."

Random events keep you on your toes:  avian flu outbreaks, workers' strikes, viral ad campaigns, corruption trials, whistleblowers, and the occasional popular uprising.

A satirical news ticker runs throughout the game. Headlines include things like "A court rules that 'free-range' does not legally require the chicken to have seen open air" and "The last non-Poultrymania chicken died this morning. A minute of silence was observed. It was then turned into nuggets."

Speedrun timer: how fast can you reach 100% global market share?

New Game+ / Prestige: each run starts with more money and moves faster. The absurdity scales accordingly.

Available in English, French, Spanish, and German.

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